A motorist got caught in one of those new radar traps.
He had been driving home one night when the automatic camera identified his car as exceeding the speed limit.
Soon after，he received a ticket in the mail，plus a picture of this vehicle with the date and speed recorded on it.
Duly impressed, he sent back the ticket, along with a photo of a $100 bill to pay the fine.
A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.
When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card.
I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.
"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.
"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet.
"That's me in the back row. "
Two Little Monkeys
The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other.
One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and held the younger in her arms.
After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself.