"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but…what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
有关英文笑话及翻译：I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
有关英文笑话及翻译：Things Have Been Okay
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.
They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.
I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
有关英文笑话及翻译：An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day andheads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down sofast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."